Speed smell, heat. “Who dares wins” mate.
There was this kid I used to hang ten with growing up when I was 8-9 and that’s when I first tried a cigarette. His dad was really into cars they had one of those double garages with loads of parts and junk lying about, bits in oil, bit on rags,, everywhere. I never actually met the father, I think this kid was called Clayton, everyone I know called Clayton, Clinton, are very thin, maybe they should eat more. Anyways I tried this cigarette. Tasted dirty. Didn’t like it and I don’t smoke so that’s cool I guess. Was worried when biking the whole way to
school that the teachers would smell a single puff of a cigarette on my breath, Paranoid I was ad still am a bit, maybe. Yeh..
I sat in bed at night and wathced this movie two years ago, I was by myself; Cause? –good movie. I enjoyed the minimalism and coldness.
I thought this was a snitch from the Are You That Retail Snob artwork at first. Introspective wanker that I am. I don’t know why. Some random words.. implication of something seeedy in the workplace.
Bad skin condition? Tree bark? Vindaloo pooh on underpants?
Never been skiing, don’t really want to. Who cares. Played 1080 a lot on Nintendo with my old flatmate..
Mutant smiley face. Oh yeah it’s a midi plug.. what a geek for sending me this picture.
Very coke body. Americans love their chessy beefcake bodies like this, I prefer them a little more athletic and slim.
Looks like pokemon, I like this, cute, and colourful. my boss recognised this. Evidently it breathes fire. Lucky for some. My sister accused me of having bad breath. I’m getting my teeth cleaned today, loverly.
Scarey shark. Actually I wanna get submerged in one of those cages and hang ten with a great white.. or maybe shit my pants.. but I’d like to see them in the water .. big and moving about and all silent. Yeah.. have you got any scarey shark stories “aussie” boy?
Kinky old video games.. crazy shit. Been into downloading
emulators a lot lately and playing sega genesis..
Jungle leaves.. stranded on an island perhaps? With a bunch of other people. Competing for $1 million in cold crisp cash.. voting each other off every week perhaps? Solving puzzles to find the treasure. Bitching and moaning perhaps? fights, alliances and bitter feuds.. going hungry, spear fishing for moray eels.. unfortunate sand in the wrong places..
Doctor’s prognosis:
Young Bevan Smith still remains an enigma. He is far too fussy in his taste in men. He is showing classic symptoms of ghost smoker syndrome and he is obsessive about his rejection from the Survivor program. However subject knows how to watch Kubrick films correctly and has healthy appreciation of vintage 8-bit computer games.
